Polidiotics - defined by me as the practice of politics by complete idiots. As far as I know, this is my word although it seems obvious enough that someone should have thought of it before now. Henceforth, people who are involved in polidiotics are known as polidiots. See how simple this is. Soon,there will be degree granting programs to polidiotic majors at Harvard. or Brown or even USC!
I can see it now. Al Gore will be the Polidiotic candidate for President, with Bill O'Reiley as his press secretary. Martha Stewart as the Attorney General and Oprah as the National Librarian. Why, this is exactly what this country needs, a third party. Well, wait a minute. We would have to rename all of the parties to Polidiotics 1, 2 and 3, since they are all fully qualified polidiots.
Our national task becomes finding the least qualified polidiot and voting them into office. Let freedom ring!!! Have another Starbucks.
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